My Words Become Law: Reforming the Cultivation World!

Zhao Tianyi wakes up in the Floating Cloud Continent with a cheat ability that defies heaven itself—his words literally become reality. While everyone else spent years grinding cultivation levels, he spent his time teaching a donkey to smoke, drink, and talk back. Now armed with reality-warping powers, he's ready to flip the cultivation world on its head. Aircraft carriers instead of flying swords? Check. Legendary armor summoned on command? Done. And that new disciple he just took in? Turns out it's the legendary Lu Bu reborn. Watch as one lazy transmigrator rewrites the rules of an entire re…