Nezha: Monkey, Let's Storm Heaven and Steal the Sacred Scriptures

What if Journey to the West was the biggest divine conspiracy ever pulled? Heaven's three greatest troublemakers—a stone monkey, a lotus prince, and a celestial hound—discover the pilgrimage is actually a scam where every deity plants spies to steal mortal worship. Nezha to Tang Monk: "Chant that headband spell and I'll stab you before you finish the first syllable." When fake meets real Nezha: "Let's settle this—whoever kills Li Jing first is the genuine article." Meanwhile, the Nine-Headed Worm's minion earning 1800 yuan monthly refuses suicide missions. Pure irreverent comedy where gods sch…