No One Warned Me the Apocalypse Was Full of Lunatics

Ten thousand years sealed away, and this is my grand return? Awakening inside a mute child's body with a psychotic overprotective brother, a deadbeat dad, and a boyfriend with the emotional range of a brick wall. Just as I'm plotting my romantic comeback, my unhinged brother tracks me down and seals me away again. Hello? I'm literally an ancient demon god—shouldn't I be the one doing the sealing? This apocalyptic world is absolutely crawling with freaks, and somehow I'm stuck playing the victim. Time to remind everyone exactly who they're messing with.