Online Game: The First Slacker of the Cultivation World

When the servers go live, Qi Tian stumbles into a hidden immortal sect and becomes its most senior junior grand-uncle—without lifting a finger. While other players grind through cultivation stages, he's clinking cups with fox spirits at supernatural banquets and swapping jokes with Ji Gong in mortal streets. As the legendary Journey to the West unfolds in-game, Qi Tian somehow ends up as the recruiter for actual deities. When everyone else is still stuck at Nascent Soul, he's already squatting roadside with immortal wine, grinning at passing gods: 'Fellow Daoist, got a minute?'