One Piece: The Deadpan Melon-Munching Bystander

When a stranded shark meets a broken system and gets one-shot by a coconut, chaos is inevitable. Enter Lu Yu—a perpetually unlucky guy who can't catch a fish to save his life—and his shark companion who somehow learned the art of fishing. Together, this duo of professional slackers joins the Straw Hat Pirates and proceeds to bumble their way through the Grand Line, turning every major event into comedy gold while casually munching melons from the sidelines. No romance, no drama, just two lazy legends rewriting One Piece history one ridiculous moment at a time.