Toxic Tongue: Trolling My Way to Immortality

Bai Xiaoyu didn't choose the troll life—the troll life chose him. Nicknamed the "Zu'an Pianist" for his legendary keyboard warrior skills, he's discovered the ultimate cultivation cheat: absorbing rage to unlock divine abilities. After a decade of online flame wars, his track record is flawless—taking on a hundred opponents at once without breaking a sweat, and miraculously, his parents are still alive! When keyboard warriors become vengeful ghosts? He roasts them for rewards. When a century-old weasel spirit demands tribute? He mocks it into submission. But when he mistakes the school's ice-c…