Reborn as a Cat: Are You My Human Servant?

A burnt-out programmer dies from overwork and reincarnates as an adorable orange tabby—with godlike talents! Peak feline beauty? Check. Sage's wisdom? Check. Nine lives and a lucky aura? Double check. Now all he needs is the perfect human servant to pamper him for eternity. But his potential candidates aren't your average pet owners—they're legendary figures from across dimensions, from righteous heroes to cunning villains. Will this scheming cat find his ideal poop scooper among martial arts masters, immortal cultivators, and star-crossed lovers? One thing's certain: this feline's retirement…