Reborn as the Doomed Taurus Gold Saint (But I'm Too Lazy for Heroics)

Death by illness should've been the end—instead, I wake up as a baby destined to become Aldebaran, the Taurus Gold Saint famous for getting ambushed in every timeline. Great. While the universe expects me to guard the second temple with honor, I'd rather lounge around and avoid the assassination flags entirely. Saga claims I'm as strong as him, Shaka begs me to stop messing with his eyes, and my disciple Cassios is perpetually disappointed. But here's the secret: sacrifice Gold Saints, gain infinite power. Who said street bums can't rewrite fate?