Salted Fish Lord: Auctioning the Loli with Mystic Eyes at Startup

Death by overwork wasn't supposed to lead to more work—yet here's Yang Suifeng, dragged into another world by a capricious Creator God who needs "advancement material." Promised leisure, delivered slavery. When the divine taskmaster offers him a hellish starting scenario with zero advantages, Yang does what any self-respecting salted fish would do: demand overpowered cheats or refuse to play. Armed with wit, desperation, and an auction featuring a mysterious loli with otherworldly eyes, this reluctant lord must navigate a brutal new reality where even dogs would think twice before accepting hi…