Isekai: Capturing the Heroine at the Start

Li Wei wakes up as the Demon Lord in a fantasy world—sounds epic, right? Wrong. His slimes sprout tentacles, his skeleton soldiers glow with holy light, and his minotaur army? Pure-hearted pacifists. Everything's gone hilariously wrong. His only hope is his trusted apostle: the former Sword Hero turned bandit, thief, shut-in, and traitor to humanity. Together, they'll accidentally stumble from villainous conquest to becoming champions of peace, pioneers of civilization, and masters of the stars. Who knew world domination could be this absurd?