Starting with 400 Billion in Debt: Forced into Tech Cultivation

The last cultivator of a dying era inherits a colossal interstellar mecha—only to discover its power source runs on Heavenly Dao merit points. Broke and desperate, he's forced into the most absurd side hustles: live-streaming product sales, ghostwriting homework for lazy students, and playing matchmaker for neighborhood aunties. When he accepts a gig as a "Heavenly Dao lightning tribulation proxy," his mecha blasts a hole straight through the gates of the immortal realm. The celestials are horrified: "Is this cultivation or urban demolition?!" Our hero just grins, card reader in hand: "Merit o…