The Stolen Immortal Arts Are Divine

What happens when a broke college grad studying for civil service exams discovers a window between worlds—and decides to steal from immortals? First heist: a pair of divine eyes that see anywhere, anytime, even into the past. Second heist: a celestial heart granting instant mastery of any technique and a strategic mind so sharp it can save nations or destroy them with a thought. But there's an ancient rule every thief should remember: three strikes, and you're out. A lighthearted urban fantasy where cunning trumps cultivation, and one man's audacious thefts reshape reality itself.