System Glitch: Seducing My Cold Master to Ascend Immortality

One moment I'm dying from overtime, the next I'm in a cultivation world with a buggy system that can't even target missions correctly. Just when I think it can't get worse, the system crashes and reboots with an insane quest: seduce my ice-cold, ascetic master to gain immortality points. Me? A lifelong single office drone tasked with romancing the most untouchable immortal in the sect? The system insists it's 'perfectly suitable' for someone like me. Sure, what could possibly go wrong when your survival depends on melting a thousand-year-old ice block's heart?