Star Lord Tianlu's Daily Group Chat Chronicles

Before the heavens split from chaos, Star Lord Tianlu ruled as one of the 48,000 legendary demon stars—a title that sounds impressive until you realize he's the ultimate slacker immortal. While cosmic powers wage celestial wars and cultivators chase enlightenment, this ancient star deity prefers spending eternity doing what he does best: lurking in group chats, dropping sarcastic wisdom, and perfecting the art of divine procrastination.