The Primordial Dragon Who Just Wants to Retire

Zhong Li wakes up as the first dragon in existence—right as Pangu splits heaven and earth. Most would panic. He yawns. After casually looting souvenirs from three thousand dying Demon Gods, this ancient rock god has one goal: maximum slacking. He hands Nuwa water while she creates humanity. Applauds Fuxi's concerts. Brews tea during Tongtian's sword forging sessions. When cosmic wars erupt? He adopts Qilin cubs as garden decorations and kidnaps a Golden Crow to use as mood lighting. Millennia of professional retirement later, he returns to Teyvat with his primordial loot—only to find Venti dru…