The Calamity Cultivator's Misadventures: A Cosmic Comedy of Errors

Meet Lin Fan, the unlucky genius who turns cultivation upside down. Cursed with a "Disaster Spiritual Root," his sneezes incinerate buildings, his pills explode on contact, and stepping in dog mess is just Tuesday. Drowning in 30 million spirit stones of debt, this walking catastrophe embarks on the galaxy's worst get-rich-quick scheme: scamming his way to immortality. From peddling counterfeit artifacts to leading treasure hunters on disastrous "scenic tours," Lin Fan's chaotic journey catches the attention of bored gods who throw him into an interdimensional reality show. Now the multiverse'…