My Senior Brothers Are All Simps—But I'm the Real Dog

Fengxi wakes up in a cultivation novel as cannon fodder scheduled to die on day one. Her survival plan? Escape the heroine's sect and join Xuantian Sect—where her five gorgeous senior brothers are destined to become tragic simps for the female lead. Each one dies horribly chasing after her. But Fengxi has other plans. Armed with shamelessness and a basin of dog blood, she'll out-simp them all. Who needs dignity when you can survive? Watch as she rewrites fate one ridiculous scheme at a time, proving that in the world of cultivation, sometimes the best strategy is having absolutely no pride.