This Immortal Lord's Path is Wild

Lin Xiaofan dies from overwork and reincarnates as a beaten-down handyman in a ruthless cultivation world—broken ribs, stolen food, and whip scars included. Just as death looms, a mysterious ancient tome awakens in his mind: The Chronicle of Serendipitous Tales. His first quest? Cry to an old tree at midnight for exactly one incense stick's duration. As absurd missions pile up, Lin Xiaofan realizes his road to immortality is anything but ordinary. Will bizarre tasks lead him to unimaginable power, or is this system just messing with him?