My System is Even More Useless Than Me

What if your golden finger was actually a disaster magnet? After transmigrating to the Great Qi Dynasty, our hero discovers their system isn't here to help—it's a chaotic "pig teammate" that turns every situation into a mess. Forced to navigate impossible choices and absurd scenarios, the protagonist masters the art of creative problem-solving: picking option C while secretly executing a wild fusion of A and B. As their bond evolves from reluctant partnership to strategic exploitation, they become the ultimate troublemaker duo, reverse-engineering bugs and outsmarting the very system meant to…