I Sent a Retired General for Cigarettes—Now the Entire Military Wants Me Dead

Meng Yan thought transmigrating with a cheat system would be his ticket to glory. Instead, his golden finger hands him the most absurd, borderline-useless skills imaginable. When a simple errand—sending a retired old man to buy cigarettes—spirals into a military-wide manhunt, Meng Yan realizes his system isn't just unreliable, it's actively sabotaging him. With the entire army on his tail and a cheat that's more curse than blessing, he'll have to rely on quick thinking and sheer audacity to survive. Can he turn disaster into opportunity, or will his own golden finger be his downfall?