The System is Absurd, Good Thing I Am Too
The System is Abstract, Luckily I Am Too
Ongoing
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Comedy
Slice of Life
Cultivation
System
Clever Protagonist
Comedic Misunderstandings
Loophole Abuse
Modern Day Cultivation
No Transmigration
Parody
System Administrator
Unreliable System
When a glitchy system assigns impossible missions in worlds you haven't even transmigrated to, adaptation is survival. Kill an immortal dragon? Sure—if earthworms count. Challenge a zombie king with no apocalypse in sight? Just switch your game to bio-hazard mode. Sow seeds in a matriarchal world? A light hum will do. But when Mission 4 sends you to "slay demons" in a brothel, explaining yourself to the police becomes the real boss fight. Welcome to modern cultivation, where foot massage is a legitimate Dao and your system's incompetence is your greatest cheat.
