System, Please Behave! I Just Want to Be a Slacker

When the universe's most unreliable system bonds with Li Fan—the ultimate slacker—the cultivation world will never be the same. He just wants to laze around, but his chaotic system has other plans: world-shaking quests, beautiful companions appearing out of nowhere, and fate-defying schemes that spiral hilariously out of control. Armed with audacious tricks and zero motivation, Li Fan accidentally becomes the legendary Slacker King, flipping every cultivation trope on its head. A wildly comedic fantasy where doing the bare minimum somehow leads to maximum chaos!