Uncle-Master, Your Magic Treasures Are Absolutely Ridiculous!

Li Hanzhou won the lottery and was ready to live his best life—until he transmigrated into a declining cultivation world as the acting leader of a third-rate Taoist temple. With zero talent for cultivation, his only shot at ascending back to Earth is through his gifted disciples. So he does what any responsible master would do: craft magic treasures to help them along. There's just one problem—his creations are hilariously broken. The Soul-Stealing Bell terrifies demons into wetting themselves. The Seven Treasures Gourd steals the Saintess's clothes instead of weapons. And his Divine Power Pil…