Vampire: Diary of a Life Starting from Zero

Two diaries, one chaotic truth. Rod chronicles the elegant façade of the True Ancestor Council—harmonious debates, diplomatic smiles, five-year plans for vampire society. Reality? Pure bedlam. His master Lily Bloodcross can't stand the political theater for even one meeting before exploding in spectacular fashion. Between Rod's deadpan observations and Lily's midnight rants about infuriating ancestors, witness the hilariously dysfunctional daily life of vampire nobility where ancient bloodlines meet modern chaos.