Journey to the West: The Reluctant Master's Travelogue

One moment you're an ordinary guy, the next you're Master Tripitaka—yes, THAT Tripitaka from Journey to the West. With three overpowered disciples at his side (a certain monkey king included), our reluctant monk must survive 81 tribulations across 108,000 miles. But here's the twist: he's a pacifist scholar in a world of demons and gods, armed only with wit, charm, and the occasional existential crisis. 'Amitabha. I preach peace... my disciples practice violence.' Between dodging marriage proposals from queens and keeping Sun Wukong from wrecking entire kingdoms, maybe—just maybe—he'll get tho…