Cultivation, But Your KPIs Are Lacking

Transmigrated into a cultivation world where everyone awakens legendary talents—except you got a corporate time clock. Stuck managing a bankrupt sect on the brink of collapse, you introduce the one thing immortals fear more than tribulation lightning: performance metrics. Now senior brothers track pill success rates, senior sisters log overtime for talisman-drawing, and even the sect leader answers to quarterly ascension targets. When rival sects unleash heaven-defying techniques at the Grand Competition, your disciples counter with PowerPoint presentations and annual performance reviews.