I Became a Saint by Scamming the Heavens

Lin Xiao's transmigration dream turns into a nightmare: crushing debt, trash-tier talent, and a landlord wielding a broom like a weapon. Desperate, he accidentally scams the God of Wealth disguised as a beggar—and unlocks the universe's most humiliating cultivation system. Want money? Shout embarrassing phrases in public. Need power? Complete cringe-worthy tasks with explosive side effects. But as Lin Xiao schemes his way from bottom-feeder to saint, he uncovers a terrifying truth: he's not the player in this game—he's the pawn. The system, the gods, even reality itself... someone's watching,…