Help! My System Turned Cultivation Into a Shopping Spree

Transmigrated as broke cannon fodder about to be fed to demonic beasts, I thought my cultivation career was over—until a bizarre system activated with a cheerful "ding!" Now I'm bargain-hunting my way through immortality, begging sworn enemies for clicks, bribing Demon Lords with legendary swords, and crafting questionable "trial cards" for blushing Immortal Venerables. My survival strategy? Shameless deals and rock-bottom prices. Soon the entire cultivation world learned one rule: you can cross anyone except Su Xianxian—because revenge is a dish best served with a coupon code.