The Heavenly Secrets Pavilion Agent: Professional Bystander in a Cultivation World

What if your job in the cultivation world was to be the ultimate hype man? Meet our protagonist, an agent of the mysterious Heavenly Secrets Pavilion, whose divine mission is to show up everywhere—disciple ceremonies, alchemy tournaments, sect wars, ancient ruins—and provide running commentary. He won't steal your treasures or fight for glory. He's just there to gossip, cheer, and somehow appear in multiple places at once. The cultivation world has three unbreakable rules about him: Don't argue with the chatty bystander. Don't question why he's everywhere. And definitely don't ask how there ca…