I'm a Fake Immortal in the Cultivation World

Transmigrated into a cultivation realm with zero talent and a sarcastic system? No problem—just pretend to be an all-powerful immortal! Our reluctant hero must grant ten thousand wishes to mortals before he can level up and find his way home. From desperate peasants to scheming cultivators, everyone believes he's a legendary deity. But behind the divine facade, he's frantically improvising miracles, dodging suspicious experts, and dealing with a "secret immortal manual" that refuses to open. No instant power-ups here—just one exhausted fake god working overtime to maintain the greatest con in…