My Brother Itachi Has a Serious Complex (And So Do I)

One accidental death later, I wake up as Uchiha Akatsuki—the eldest son who was never supposed to exist. Now I'm stuck being the overachieving older brother to both Itachi and Sasuke, and let me tell you, it's absolute hell. Fugaku keeps volunteering me for suicide missions in the name of 'clan glory': early graduation, frontline warfare, and now the Hokage's ANBU? I just wanted a quiet life, but instead I'm trapped between a genocidal little brother, a revenge-obsessed youngest brother, and a father who thinks I'm the family's golden ticket. In a world where I know exactly how this story ends…