I Have an Immortal Chat Group in My Mind

When overworked programmer Lin Yi collapses from exhaustion, he awakens with an impossible gift: a mystical chat group connecting him to legendary immortals. Sun Wukong, Taishang Laojun, and Chang'e aren't the all-powerful deities of myth—they're struggling with budget cuts, declining worship, and celestial bureaucracy. Mistaking Lin Yi for an ancient master, they desperately seek his help. Armed with modern marketing genius and business strategies, Lin Yi trades mortal wisdom for divine treasures, elixirs, and magical arts. As he leverages these supernatural powers to dominate the real world,…