Please! I Don't Want to Be the Villain!

A cowardly soul reincarnates as a doomed cannon fodder villain—and his first mission is kidnapping the ice-cold half-sister of the story's hero. Death sentence, anyone? Armed with meta knowledge of tropes and zero survival instincts, he stumbles through a high-stakes cultivation world where every decision could be his last. No cheat system, no plot armor—just a desperate man trying to rewrite his villainous fate while accidentally collecting disciples, dodging protagonist halos, and wondering why he ever rejected that system offer. Dark humor meets existential dread in this subversive tale of…