Primordial: I Became Laozi's Disciple as a Pine Tree

One moment he's a corporate climber, the next he's a tree. Chen Song's reincarnation into the primordial world as an ancient pine on Mount Kunlun takes an unexpected turn when Laozi himself claims him as a disciple—making him the eldest among the legendary Three Pure Ones' disciples. Armed with wit and shamelessness, Chen Song runs a gambling den in Zixiao Palace, cons Western Sages, and organizes wild adventures with the Wu clan. While his junior uncle Tongtian begs to join his schemes and Yuanshi demands dignity, even his master Laozi questions this chaotic disciple. In a world of saints and…