What Was I Thinking Becoming DK Gojo's Daughter?!

Transmigrating into a five-year-old's body should come with a manual—especially when your new dad is still in high school, steals your desserts, and occasionally uses you as a human shield. Armed with a barely-functional translation skill and adopted by two mysterious strangers named ??? and XYJ, our protagonist quickly learns that being the daughter of the infamous DK Gojo Satoru is less 'found family' and more 'survival comedy.' Between dodging supernatural chaos and wondering if her dad is actually a deadbeat, she's starting to question every life choice that led to this disaster.