The Goofy Celestial Master

He had one dream: open a brothel and live the good life. Then a legendary evil cultivator hijacks his body, forcing him onto the path of cultivation just to survive. Now he's climbing the ranks to sainthood—while never abandoning his hilariously questionable "original aspiration." Teachers call him unprecedented. Sects call him shameless. The heavens call him unstoppable. From organizing dorm gambling rings on day one to earning the most ridiculous Dao name in history, this is cultivation like you've never seen it before.