Is Something Wrong with This Headquarters?

College student Yvette's life takes a surreal turn when she tumbles into a sword-personification game and becomes a Sage—complete with an entire headquarters of sentient weapons watching her every move. Her friends call her a grind-till-you-drop gamer, and she's determined to juggle classes and quests like a pro. But there's one problem: her sword companions are *always* watching. Studying? They notice. Slacking off? They're judging. Pulling out practice problems at 2 AM? They're taking notes. As Yvette navigates her double life, she remains blissfully unaware that her personal cheering sectio…