Peasant Lord in Another World

One moment he's a simple farmer, the next he's clutching a mysterious Tang sword in a world that defies all logic. Ni Zou Kai—nicknamed "You Get Lost"—never asked to become a city lord, but fate has other plans. His first day on the throne? A bratty kid literally feeds him manure. Welcome to survival mode. To make it in this bizarre realm where nothing is as it seems, he'll need to unravel ancient secrets, outwit scheming nobles, and somehow turn a crumbling domain into a thriving power—all while keeping his peasant common sense intact.